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lyricist, cynicist and pessimist.

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Posted by jambrother2 - December 13th, 2013

does not computeĀ 

Posted by jambrother2 - December 12th, 2013

apple is the scourge of the earth, if i had a shit and ate it and vomited that into a blender and then baked it until it was dry and stuck a battery in it, it would have more computing power than any mac ever

fuck you

Posted by jambrother2 - November 10th, 2013

shall i make a chicken sandwich?

Posted by jambrother2 - October 24th, 2013

maybe i should go to sleep now...

Posted by jambrother2 - October 22nd, 2013


Posted by jambrother2 - October 20th, 2013

"its funny how artistic we can be when our hearts are broken"

Posted by jambrother2 - October 14th, 2013

the joys of finding an old hardive filled to the brim with old music, so there should be maybe three new songs coming straight up now and one to finish off so thats around six new songs that are getting uploaded this week :D
i am in a very good mood now

Posted by jambrother2 - October 12th, 2013

what the fuck are you doing on my page?
this is my page get out.
At least knock, i could have been naked or anything
no its ok honestly, just don't come strutting through here like you own the place
seeing as though your here i might as well tell you that I'm working on a classic rock song about Kanye west written from his perspective about why he thinks he's "awesome" so theres that and a grunge power ballad type thing coming up so if there is anybody out there who actively follows me (besides the guy in the trench coat with the beard who hides in my garden with a pair of binoculars every night) you might be interested in knowing that these tracks will be recorded next week

Posted by jambrother2 - October 7th, 2013

chachachachachacha chow

Posted by jambrother2 - September 16th, 2013

macs are fucking the most pointless piece of stupid ostentatious pretentious presumptuous over priced shit, used only by pathetic little cunts who think they're IT because their daddy is a lawyer and their mum is a prostitute to the stars and they got the first mobile phone when they were like 6 and i bet to fucking god it was an iPhone fuck you macintosh you fucking expensive piece of pointless shit only pricks who drink and read books at Starbucks just to look "cool" who's fucking bright idea was it to make a stupid piece of so called technology thats incapable of running a simple fucking game nothing apple made is reverse compatible and their updates make everything worse the world would genuinely be a better place without macs lets say around two grand for a aluminium coated shit i have had shits with more computing power than this bag of wank and windows 95 was better at running games than this stupid shitty expensive pointless unnecessary bag of absolute shitwank

i thought i would get used to using a mac and it was just the shock of getting used to the way it works.
basically on mac if its not a rip off of windows it doesn't work
dont you think your cool with your pretentious light up keys
mate you cant even run quake
fuck off
id love to put my fist through this bag of stupid wank
steve jobs should have been a fucking abortion and then the world would have been a better place
that speccy hippy looking shaved john Lennon look alike cunt
and the way apple think they are so unique and cutting edge, they basically take what other people do and make it shittier
has anybody tried gaming using an apple mouse
those old ball mice from the nineties were better than those stupid shiny shits
basically its so small it barely fits in your hand this rendering it impractical if not impossible to use and then THERE IS NO FUCKING BUTTONS so basically they have tried to make it look as "cool" as possible by making it a pointy looking piece of melted down metal that doesnt do its fuck job properly.
no buttons so middle mouse scrolly thing no fucking nothing
so if you left click it thinks your fucking right clicking if your right clicking it thinks your scrolling using its stupid fucking gesture things that are pointless shit and stupid so long story short playing a game (in my case, mine craft) is made utterly impossible because it fucking scrolls through the inventory every time i fucking move.
also when something breaks on a computer at least it has the decency to fucking tell you why
mac is just fucking in denial when it breaks no fucking error messages no explanation it just fucking crashes giving you no clue on how to fix it, which is basically just an excuse for pretentious arse whole mac users to go on their pathetic little forums and make smug comments to each other about how great it is having lawyers for parents and what books they read in starbucks this morning pretending it was a light read before the job they dont fucking have because they're all to busy fingering each others ego's because they have no real redeeming qualities.
seriously all these forums are is an excuse for mac users to think their great talking about how good their picture quality is and how mud "better" than pc's they are
you fucking pretentious fucks
i hate macs and i hate mac users and anybody with a fucking mangled retarded half of a spastic braincell should be able to tell that pc's are superior in every fucking

fuck you