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a bunch of haikus, in fact i wrote seventeen, i hope you like them

Posted by jambrother2 - September 7th, 2014


 

I wrote a haiku

I've never wrote one before

At least I'm trying

.

Five haikus and then

Another seven haikus

Then another five

.

That spider was huge

What the fuck is going on?

It's radiation

.

Haikus are easy

Anybody can write one

See, even I can

.

Haikus don't take long

In fact this one only took

About a minute

...

Explaining haikus

To my wife is not easy

Because she's quite dim

.

first five syllables

And now another seven

Back to five again

.

My wife will now try

To create one for herself

What am I thinking?

.

"I can't think of one

It's easier to write songs

I've no idea"

.

Its beginners luck

It's probably just a fluke

And I sort of helped

.

I asked how are you

"I still haven't had a poo"

Thanks for that one jade

.

I need to sleep soon

I am procrastinating

Uni tomorrow

…..

Rosie's are red and

Violets are blue and this is

Not quite a haiku

.

These were fun at first

I have just done loads of them

Fuck me I'm so tired

.

Seriously want

To go to bed about now

This is now a chore

.

I'm getting quite bored

At least I'm nearly finished

I just want them done

.

At last this is it

I can now post them online

And get on with life

 


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