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lyricist, cynicist and pessimist.

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Posted by jambrother2 - May 10th, 2013


questions
what is the meaning of life?
what is the meaning of 42?
why am i asking questions?
can "am i cool yet" be my new catchphrase?
do you need to put a question mark on a rhetorical question?
why are spanish question marks upside down?
why do i have to sleep?
why am i wearing headphones when i am no longer listening to music?
how come i dont like cheese or tomato but like pizza?
am i cool yet?
how many people will read this and not comment?
how many will comment and not read?
how many will do neither?
how many will do both?
how do you make friends?
how come now matter how brutal it is why can i not find music angry enough to satisfy me?
why are you reading this and not answering my questions?
how come i dont have thousands of fans?
is my music bad?
am i not charismatic enough?
am i cursed?
or do i just irritate people that much?
why does zzz represent somebody being asleep?
why am i never good enough?
am i useless?


Posted by jambrother2 - May 9th, 2013


id like to take this time to stick two fingers up at the inventor of the chemical toilet for spilling shit down the only pair of shorts i own
and only bottom half item of clothing i have that is accessible
id also like to thank wilkos softly fragrenced baby wipes for cleaning my hands for me
did you know that the waste from a chemical toilet goes green and actualy smells worse than shit
great job
no really great job what a wonderful invention
a high tech bucket that makes your shit even more grotesque than it is normally
thanks


Posted by jambrother2 - May 9th, 2013


whats the longest any of you have been without sleep?
iv had about 4 or five hours in the last 2 days and feel sick as a dog